a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Penis.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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