what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Flop dog

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Anti Joke

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