Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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