Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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