What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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a man died

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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