Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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9/11

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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