- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

who drinks pee? katness

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

2 women were sitting quietly.

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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