why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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