Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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agp

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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