Barack Obama.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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