Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Poop

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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