What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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