Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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