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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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