Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Racial Equality.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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