What's older than history? Pre-history.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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