Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Barack Obama.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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