What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Racial Equality.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Poop

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