what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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