What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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