A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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agp

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Poop

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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