Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Anti Joke

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