In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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