What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A woman's opinion

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Barack Obama.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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