How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Fags are gay.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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