What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Hello penis

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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