i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Racial Equality.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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