Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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