What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Paige

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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A man walks into a pole.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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