Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

It’s dead.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

A man walks into a pole.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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