Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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