What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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666

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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obamas trench

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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^that joke's not funny

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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