A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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hey

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Apple.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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^that joke's not funny

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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