What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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