Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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