Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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