Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Penis.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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