Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Penis.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A woman's opinion

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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hey

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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