- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

obamas trench

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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