Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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The 80's

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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