Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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a man died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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