Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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The 80's

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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hi

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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