Flop dog

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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