William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

A seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

I dont no the difference between their and there

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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