Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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