Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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9/11

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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