How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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