Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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