Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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PATHETIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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