What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Dont look at me.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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