A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Men's Rights

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Har har hey

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Anti Joke

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