What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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