Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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what sucks? things that suck

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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