- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

i like cats

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

America

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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