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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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if you read this you are gay

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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