What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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sexual intercourse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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