Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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The Olympics

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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