- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

call of duty world at war

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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