A man buys free health care...

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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