when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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i like cats

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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You copy and paster!

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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