whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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