When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

thumb_up thumb_down -31

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -151

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jews...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops