What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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I'm hungry.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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