What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Sonic

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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