So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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