What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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find the meme 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boobs

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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