why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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So you there Red?

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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You

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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