A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Har har hey

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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