How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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LIKE THIS!

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SNAPPLE!

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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black people. that is all...

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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hi, im sober.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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