haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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