- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat people.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

im gay because im gay

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

Tim tebow is the anti christ

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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