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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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hi, im sober.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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