haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Women's rights.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

black people. that is all...

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

im gay because im gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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