How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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hi, im sober.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Sarah Palin

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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my bubbles!

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???????????? WTF?

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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