Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Sarah Palin

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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