What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +178

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

thumb_up thumb_down +170

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

thumb_up thumb_down -168

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops