Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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SNAPPLE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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