how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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SNAPPLE!

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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