What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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