Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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