A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Women's rights.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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