Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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