Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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