What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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GIVE

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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