Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Anti Joke

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