An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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GIVE

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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this site is funny.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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whats forever alone me

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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