What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What?

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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