my bubbles!

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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(insert antijoke here

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats forever alone me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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