What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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LIKE THIS!

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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