Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Anti Joke

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