What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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