How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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japan4.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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make me a sandwich!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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