What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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my bubbles!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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