What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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(insert antijoke here

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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