What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Women's rights.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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this site is funny.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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