What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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