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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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