- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

What?

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

An irishman walks out of a pub

Punch line.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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