What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

Women's rights.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

smug face >:}

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

poop.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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