- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

hi hi strager danger

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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