A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

this site is funny.

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