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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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smug face >:}

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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