What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A fat man on a moped

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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