Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A fat man on a moped

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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