A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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