Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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