What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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LOL -LOL GUY

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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