Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

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