Runescape.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Itookasipasoda

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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