Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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acuna

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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anti-joke teehee

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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I like turtoes.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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