What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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lebron

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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girls basketball

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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