Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Knock knock

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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