what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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lebron

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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