Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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equality for women

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Chikin nuggets

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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