What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Miami Heat.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Kony 2012

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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