Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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I like turtoes.

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Runescape.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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