What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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