A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Libraries.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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