How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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