Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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2+2= 478

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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