Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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who farted i did :]

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Runescape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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