Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Anti Joke

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