- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

What's the difference between a duck?

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