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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

Obama 2012

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Jesus wept.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

so a baby seal walks into a club...

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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