Why? Because racecar.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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