- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

girls basketball

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My wife has terminal cancer.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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