Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -48

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Kony 2012

thumb_up thumb_down -62

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Your momma's so fat...

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down +59

You're on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

11111

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops