Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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