- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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