Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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666

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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