My wife has terminal cancer.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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