How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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