Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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