what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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hi

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Gale swallows.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Anti Joke

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