How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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i have cancer

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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