Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Politics.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Animal

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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