- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Animal

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

96

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??