2+2= 478

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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