- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Nice legs....What time do they open?

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

your mom

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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