- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

girls basketball

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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