What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Womens Basketball.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Animal

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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