Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Netball.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Animal

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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The economy.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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I'm funny.

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Anti Joke

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