what happens when you wake up inception

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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my names jim haha

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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