Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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hi im paul!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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