Netball.

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You're on fire.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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The economy.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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I'm funny.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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i like pie

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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