Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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you.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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