Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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