A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why? Because racecar.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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