- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Yo Mamma

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

who farted i did :]

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats 9 + 10 19

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

I like boys!!!!! CC

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

a man walks into a bar and dies

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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