A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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BUT HWY?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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