why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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