- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

A horse walked into a barn...

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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