Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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womens sports...

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Wumbo

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Anti Joke

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