Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Yo Mamma

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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