- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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