- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

a man walks into a bar and dies

Womens Basketball.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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