Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

make me a sandwich!

Liars go to hell! -God

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

what rhymes with sloth? rape

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Hi Adam,

Libraries.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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