A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

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