- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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