"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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what color is blue? green

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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