why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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i like pie

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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