After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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