Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Poop.

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