Whats a cat? A cat!

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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